I came across a trunk full of treasures belonging to my partner who had told me many tales of her time working on board the QE2 in the 80s. The usual “collectibles” “memorabilia” and “must haves” – but what I loved the most was a poem she wrote about each adventure she encountered. I asked nicely if I could share this with you all so sit back, grab a cocktail and come around the world with us in 5 minutes:
“I saw the World and Sailed the Sea”
I saw the world and sailed the sea while working hard , as busy as a bee,
Sailing on the Queen Elizabeth 2, What a thing for me to do,
I saw the whores in Manila dance, I ate the bread I brought in France
In the Caribbean , the waters I swam,
And in China? Adventurously I tried the Clam
When in Tahiti I rode in a Jeep and snorkelled for corals I wanted to keep
On safari in Mombasa I did trek (and ended up a nervous wreck!!)
Was chased by elephants and a Lion I saw, as King of the Jungle he is Law,
In Tokyo I went to Disneyland , saw Mickey Mouse and shook his hand
In Hawaii I went in a submarine, the underwater world is something to be seen!
In New York from the East Side is where I took a helicopter ride
Then I went up the Empire State – the view from there I really did rate!!
And up the World Trade Centre I did go, to have lunch (and get vertigo)
In Sydney I visited the Opera House, which was so big I felt like a mouse
From New Zealand to Aussie I cruised Milford Sand , Rain and Sun is what I found
In Oz I cruised the Barrier Reef, floating on the wind just like a leaf
In Bombay I saw poor people beg, when they are born they break their leg 😦
In San Diego we had some fun – In Sea World and under the sun
Another great feat to you I can tell….
Is the day I passed through the Panama Canal
With the old traditional mules now made of steel , pulled along mechanically with the cogs of a wheel
In Rio to Copa Cabana I did stray and under that sun I did lay
And when the sun was setting in the sky, Up the Statue Of Christ I went with Guy
Below the sun , above the hue, Up Sugar Loaf Mountain I went for the view
The funny shaped Llamas in Chile walked lopsided and looked so silly !
In Lanzarote I saw Fire Mountain and saw some camels there who sat there pouting
Singapore, the place of the “Singapore Sling” in Raffles Hotel (Or the Mandarin)
In Acapulco I went for a parachute ride and brought some things made from animal hide
In Salvador I brought a car plate for Ally – the people were rough, I didn’t dare tally !
In Kingston, Jamaica I got sunburnt – It hurt so much , my lesson I learnt
In Gibraltar I ventured up the Rock and from the Apes I got a shock
In Madeira where the weather is fine , I tasted the Port (and got drunk on wine…)
In Newport Rhode Island all this took place (I dressed up in frills, buttons & lace!!)
Had my picture taken in the old style fashion and had lunch in the old White Horse Tavern
In Copenhagen sat on a rock by the sea is a mermaid alone, for all to see
And in the Fjords with mountains so tall from the side of a cliff I saw a water fall
In Thailand things were so cheap – prostitutes so young it would make you weep
Though you would get a shock if beside one you awoke only to discover
that she….. was a bloke!!
In Hong Kong the mothers were begging for babies milk , while others stood by to select their silk..
All these places around the world I have been, Yet there is so much more I have not seen
Like the Rolling Stones at the Tokyo Dome, Or the old ruins in Ancient Rome
All of this could bring a tear to your cheek
But life to the full is what I seek
Take these words, listen and heed
I will give this all up when I find what I need.